World’s Worst: Pickup Line

Hey guys. Just something random I decided to do here on The Write Stories: World’s Worst! This came from a game from the show “Whose Line is it Anyway?”; where contestants came up with as many examples of “The World’s Worst ____”. Just for fun, I’ve decided to start this right here!

So, here’s how we play. Each time a subject is started here, you will have the chance to post your examples of it. They can be funny, they can be from real life, Whatever. Just post them as comments, and the top 3 (in my opinion) will be placed in another blog post.

Alright then, to today’s subject. The world’s worst….Pickup Line. Go!

Here’s an example which, to me, just screams desperate. It’s taken from “Double-Crossed”, a crossover episode of the popular Disney Channel programs, The Suite Life on Deck and Wizards of Waverly Place, involving the character Zach”oh-so-smooth” Martin (Dylan Sprouse) and Alex Russo (Selena Gomez).

Alex: (looking at menu) “What do you recommend?”
Zach: “Me!…(holds up can) With whipped cream!”

Do I even have to mention that that was a children’s program? Sigh…. Kids these days….

You can view the moment here.

Do YOU have an example of the World’s Worst Pickup Line? Tell us about it by leaving a comment!

  1. Girl you must be jamaican… because Ja-maican me crazy!

    I don’t have a library car but do you mind if I check you out?

    My love for you is like diarrhea… I just can’t hold it in

    Well, How’d you get through security? Coz baby, you’re the bomb.

    • Amazing….with lines like these, how could girls NOT be falling over you? 😛

    • Tish
    • April 5th, 2010

    *Pulls out a screw from a pocket* HEY, wanna screw?

    This actualy happened to me – Guys says: ur pretty, you look just like my sister.

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