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World’s Worst: Pickup Line

Hey guys. Just something random I decided to do here on The Write Stories: World’s Worst! This came from a game from the show “Whose Line is it Anyway?”; where contestants came up with as many examples of “The World’s Worst ____”. Just for fun, I’ve decided to start this right here!

So, here’s how we play. Each time a subject is started here, you will have the chance to post your examples of it. They can be funny, they can be from real life, Whatever. Just post them as comments, and the top 3 (in my opinion) will be placed in another blog post.

Alright then, to today’s subject. The world’s worst….Pickup Line. Go!

Here’s an example which, to me, just screams desperate. It’s taken from “Double-Crossed”, a crossover episode of the popular Disney Channel programs, The Suite Life on Deck and Wizards of Waverly Place, involving the character Zach”oh-so-smooth” Martin (Dylan Sprouse) and Alex Russo (Selena Gomez).

Alex: (looking at menu) “What do you recommend?”
Zach: “Me!…(holds up can) With whipped cream!”

Do I even have to mention that that was a children’s program? Sigh…. Kids these days….

You can view the moment here.

Do YOU have an example of the World’s Worst Pickup Line? Tell us about it by leaving a comment!


The Random Musings of an Attention-Seeking Author – 23/02/2010

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Hmm hmm hmm….another slow day….

  1. Posted the next part of “Double Cross – An Avatar Fan Fiction” up here on the blog…if you want to see it, click the link: Double Cross – An Avatar: The Last Airbender Fan Fiction (Prologue: Part 2)
  2. More “Whose Line is it Anyway?”. Seriously, they need to get it back on the air. And soon.
  3. Watched an old episode of “HOUSE M.D.”. Seriously, my brother has been telling me that Phil Brown (manager of soccer club Hull City) looks like Hugh Laurie (actor in HOUSE). I’ve got two snapshots right here:

Here’s one of Phil Brown:

And here’s one of Hugh Laurie:

(Pictures from Google)

Same? Different? It’s your call. Over to you guys now!

Does Hugh Laurie look like Phil Brown? Leave a comment and cast YOUR vote!!

The Random Musings of an Attention-Seeking Author – 22/02/2010

Just some random observations and events throughout my day….

  1. “Whose Line is it Anyway?” still remains one of the greatest comedy improv shows ever created. Get it back on the air!!
  2. The preparation to make fried rice for lunch is extremely annoying. Especially the dicing of vegetables and meat – very tough!
  3. My brother: “You cut the meat very slow!” Me: “I’m always slow!…….Wait, let me rephrase that…”
  4. Street Court is a great legal show, where people’s small claims cases are actually decided on location, and not in a court room. It’s hosted by the always interesting “Judge Mazz”….who’s not actually a judge, but an attorney. Odd, huh?
  5. I did 6 chin-ups today….and I feel exhilarated and exhausted simultaneously now.
  6. Doodle Jump (for iPhone) is an extremely addictive game. Trust me.

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