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The Random Musings of an Attention-Seeking Author – 05/03/2010

  1. Lecture @ uni today. Ended early, which was good…but it was raining when we came out. Ugh.
  2. I’m looking for a book called “The Law of Torts” by Balkin and Davis (4th Edition). Does anyone have it and can give / sell to me? I will love you forever.
  3. The weather has been rather odd lately, and it seems to have a vendetta against me. Boiling hot sun, and then rain, does not help when you are wearing jeans.
  4. Homework….nah, I’ll do it later….
  5. Remember that the “World’s Worst” contest is now on! Check it out here.

That’s it from me. Take it away, boys!

Remember to check out the “World’s Worst” contest is now on! Check it out here, and leave a comment!


World’s Worst: Pickup Line

Hey guys. Just something random I decided to do here on The Write Stories: World’s Worst! This came from a game from the show “Whose Line is it Anyway?”; where contestants came up with as many examples of “The World’s Worst ____”. Just for fun, I’ve decided to start this right here!

So, here’s how we play. Each time a subject is started here, you will have the chance to post your examples of it. They can be funny, they can be from real life, Whatever. Just post them as comments, and the top 3 (in my opinion) will be placed in another blog post.

Alright then, to today’s subject. The world’s worst….Pickup Line. Go!

Here’s an example which, to me, just screams desperate. It’s taken from “Double-Crossed”, a crossover episode of the popular Disney Channel programs, The Suite Life on Deck and Wizards of Waverly Place, involving the character Zach”oh-so-smooth” Martin (Dylan Sprouse) and Alex Russo (Selena Gomez).

Alex: (looking at menu) “What do you recommend?”
Zach: “Me!…(holds up can) With whipped cream!”

Do I even have to mention that that was a children’s program? Sigh…. Kids these days….

You can view the moment here.

Do YOU have an example of the World’s Worst Pickup Line? Tell us about it by leaving a comment!